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Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You

1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word ‘Fag’ in a pejorative manner.

2) You are a woman with a child who told the child’s father ‘of course I’m on the pill’ in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision.

What ever ‘smart’ reasons you might have, (saving an already broken relationship, having someone to love you unconditionally, etc.) your plan will backfire and create resentment.

3) You are underemployed and able bodied and sit around complaining about how bored you are and how you can’t pay your bills.

But you are not actively looking for work! Instead you lay around the house all day watching TV and looking at anything other than employment opportunities online.

4) You are over 25 (not in school) and have roommates.

5) You are a male friend who thinks that because…

a) I work in the adult industry.

b) I’ve had sex with a wide variety of ages and body types and, you know, I’m so cool to hang out with.

c) We have a really good time hanging out and shooting the shit.

…we should just take the next step and fuck each other or that we’d ‘make a really good couple’.

Um, no. The answer to this is:

a) I’m NOT interested.

b) I’m not shy, if I were interested in you sexually YOU would be the first to know. I’m not shy. I wouldn’t keep it a secret.

c) I don’t want to date you.

6) I’ve traveled with you and seen the worst side of you…Guess what? I really didn’t like it.

7) You are a psychic vampire.

Your life is a series of complaints and misery which you seem to endlessly be whining about to other people, (anyone who will read about it online or listen to you) but you don’t do anything to help yourself out.

If you don’t want to help yourself out, don’t think that I want to help you out either. I’m not a licensed therapist and you are not paying me.

8) You are someone who randomly emails me on MySpace or Twitter asking to chat, leaving your number, asking for my MSN, Yahoo, or AOL IM account (double this sentiment if you have never heard of spell check.)

I don’t ‘chat’ and I don’t want to trade pictures with you.

9) You are the last one in the group to take your wallet out when out for drinks or food.

Not carrying cash, sneaking off to the toilet, or wandering away to look for an ATM. You are not being sneaky or clever, you’re just being a douchebag.

10) Your attention span is so short that you can’t remember what you said or did a week ago, or even ten minutes ago and now you want to debate it.
Adrianna

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9 thoughts on “Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You”

  1. You’re a pornstar with a myspace and twitter accounts. What did you expect? You fuck on camera and let guys slap you around. Be a slut, get treated like one and attract people with issues.

  2. Funny for a porn star to talk about “employment.” As if getting on your knees for an hour is such honest and hard work… lol.

    Also, please don’t pretend you’re so awesome… you get paid to suck d1ck from random tattooed, ugly guys – on camera. You’re at the bottom of the ladder… one rung below regular prostitutes, because they don’t actually have someone film they guzzling some stranger’s jizz.

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  5. @John Holmes. I must say, as a professional porn star, there is nothing easy about our work. You have no idea Xp “getting on your knees for an hour”. More like 4-10 hours of intensely difficult work. Many of us are constantly taking acting classes, we fly so much that it’s nearly impossible for us to maintain any sort of relationship so we’re always alone. If your a guy then there’s times where you have to maintain an erection for up to ten hours -.- Ever tried that? In front of several people and wearing makeup while your all sweaty and tired, and add to that that you have to look like your having the time of your life. Try that one day and see if it’s easy. Also, “ugly guys” really? -.- last time i checked porn stars are porn stars because they’re attractive. A list of things to add to our workload before calling it easy, putting up with and being nice to EVERYONE at all times, especially fans regardless of how rude or sexual they are to us, constantly spending time in airports, everyone treating you like your gross (even though everyone watches porn) spending your life looking for more work when your not working, going to the jym 10+ times a week, never being able to eat delicious foods like pizza, doing things you don’t necessarily like to do, always staying at hotels and never feeling like you have a home to go to, constant tanning and hygiene care and skin care, and tons of paperwork, while balancing all that with your image and social media -.- how hard is your job? 🙂

  6. Loser bitch, look at her life. No education, respect, morals, values, courtesy, Most guys who do want to chat with her are even worse off.

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