There’s not much I can say or do that will aid anyone on this post drunken Puppy Bowl ride into tedious jobs in the morning except that you should consider yourself fucking lucky you have one.

My work is ongoing and I am attempting something old, new, borrowed and blue. I’m also dreading Valentine’s Day, which, for someone who is broke and dressed to impress, is a double-edged sword.

I leave you with this. Something I can only be proud of, but something I will never live down. Good luck.

A parody of THIS man: