It’s just another day in the uncontrollable and unpredictable life of Lindsay Lohan. The not-quite-legal events of yesterday wherein Lohan skirted her 90 days of rehabilitation in her home state of New York have come to a close. Her lawyer, Mark Heller, told a judge that she had actually checked in to Morningside Rehab in Newport Beach so that she could smoke cigarettes. (Newport Beach, get it?)
But Lindsay for the Whoops! She never actually showed up, and instead went shopping at a nearby Fry’s electronics store.
Fortunately for us all, Lohan is now snug-as-a-bug-crawling-under-her-skin at the Betty Ford Center.
Good luck, Lindsay. We don’t want you to end up like this: