Reese Witherspoon Treated Like a Petty Commoner

reeseThe best part of this video, released this week, isn’t Witherspoon’s indignant response to her overly delayed arrest, it’s not her pompous and brazen attitude as she shouts “Do you know my name?” or “This is going to be national news!

No, sir. The most wonderful part of this video is when her husband, Jim Toth, drunkenly attempts to plead with her for some kind of sanity.

If there’s any lesson that can be learned here, it’s to not say “fuck the police” but simply bitch at them until they’re forced to treat you like a petulant child…oh, and also tell the cops you’re pregnant. That’ll win them over.

Shame on you, Laura Jeanne Reese…

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