You’re Fired: Damage Control over #GoldenShowerGate

xxxBuzzFeed News should be an oxymoron to anyone competent enough to know what an “oxymoron” is; but it seems that many individuals have a problem differentiating the bizarre and tainted from the verifiable information in the media.

An anonymous 4Chan /pol user (which is admittedly redundant) has taken responsibility for fabricating a series of accusations and posing as an Anti-Trump agent. Whether that information is true remains to be seen; however, the documents provided through a whisper-down-the-lane method, straight to the ear of BuzzFeed News were deemed unreliable and unverifiable by every major media outlet. But regardless, BuzzFeed News chose to publish the 35-page dossier in full.

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The documents contained a series of statements, not organized in any fashion that suggests a professional dossier, accusing Donald Trump and his campaign of colluding with the Russian Government to win the election. These were the “documents of evidence” that had been passed around the intelligence community for almost a year…the documents everyone has been referencing tangentially, but afraid to actually disclose.

Why?

Well, evidently, they contain some very strange accusations as well; namely, that Trump hosted “golden shower” pissing parties with prostitutes in a room he found out had once been used by Barack Obama.

Not only did CNN then run with this story as if it had any credibility behind it, but the Trump communities at 4Chan and Reddit began to spread even-more-bizarre fictitious additions to the documents in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to see how low BuzzFeed‘s bullshit bar actually is.

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All day, both BuzzFeed and CNN have been covering their asses on this impossibly embarrassing clusterfuck…all leading up to a yuge press conference by Donald Trump.

Highlights from the conference include Trump doing a total BTFO of CNN’s Jim Acosta, and him bidding farewell to the press by saying that if he businesses aren’t doing well when he returns to them in 8 years, he’ll be saying “you’re fired.” This man is a god.

Meanwhile, the Senate Judiciary Committee holds their hearings on Trump’s Cabinet picks, with character testimonials that rival the Seinfeld finale. It’s gonna be a fun 8 years.

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Talking Nerdy, Ep. 188: Make America Cait Again

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Talking Nerdy, Ep. 181: Ashy-Ass Killer Croc

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