Last weekend, thousands of Harry Potter fans descended on Chestnut Hill, PA for the 7th annual Harry Potter Festival on Germantown Avenue. For seven years, this flamboyantly jejune exhibition has granted both disappointed children and brazen developmentally halted adults the ability to frolic in unfettered glee in what would otherwise be an unmitigated playground of derision, a… Continue reading The Harry Potter Festival just got more cringe
It's 9/11 Season once again / Conspiracy theories are fading away / What do we call 9/11 Day? / Finding a Trump Shrine and getting bullied by a child at Zern's Farmers Market / Gary Johnson bounces back from Aleppo / What's wrong with Hillary Clinton today? / The infamous Info Wars pickle can fiasco… Continue reading Talking Nerdy, Ep. 213: We Need to Talk About Tommy
As we are all no doubt aware, society--more specifically, modern western progressive society--has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects of their neighbors, they define themselves as wholly separate entities. Throughout history, the frightened and… Continue reading The SuperDPS Guide to Religion
According to the Telegraph in the UK--I know, why should you give a shit?--an Indian geneticist has taken blood samples from the Taliban's Pashtun Afridi tribe and comparing it to the DNA of Israeli Jews. "Why is this little brown geneticist wasting his time?" you may ask... Well, there is a strong possibility that the current… Continue reading How Hilarious Would it be…
In Lakeland Florida, Atheists posted a billboard saying "Don't Believe in God? You are not alone," in an attempt to gain new members. As always Christians were pissed off (not inquisition pissed off or crusades pissed off, but pissed off nonetheless) and planned to crash the atheist's forum in a local public library. The atheists… Continue reading The Atheist Billboard Crusade
Race has certainly become a hot-button issue once again. Along with stereotypes and common prejudices, there are many ways by which people of various races and creeds can be misunderstood and misconstrued. It is important to learn the facts about a background in order to better understand a people; however, history--like individuals--can often be severely… Continue reading What Do You Know About Slavery?
If Natalie Portman's shaved head and sharp intellect didn't frighten your dick into recession, her latest outburst in Huffington Post surely will. Now, I like Natalie Portman. She was unquestionably the sexiest part of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Imporium. Apathetic women aren't particularly attractive, but neither are overly militant ones. Portman's article for the Huffington Post… Continue reading Natalie Portman’s Rant on Meat is Murder…