The ‘Nanette’ Delusion

(The following editorial is a matter of opinion. The author has no inside knowledge of the subject and all thoughts herein are purely speculative in nature.)

Hannah Gadsby, the Australian performance artist masquerading as a comedienne, rose to international prominence through her interminably turgid Netflix special, “Nanette.”

hannahThe hubris gained from being suddenly world-famous has turned Gadsby into somewhat of a social justice monster, popping up on award shows to lecture the masses about the horrors of white masculinity, and teaming up with other reactionary mentally unbalanced Hollywood insiders like Ellen Page to reimagine what Casablanca may have looked like if the entire cast were autistic lesbians.

But how did an anonymous art museum guide like Hannah Gadsby suddenly become a media darling during a time when LGBTQA++ women are supposedly the prime target of oppression and exclusion?

Well, two reasons. One–because the previously mentioned oppression narrative is clearly false; and also–it is my assertion–that her powerful story of trauma/sexual assault, which she painfully hashes out in an expressly rehearsed and manufactured fashion during her special, is little more than performance art…a fiction.

Obviously, I can’t prove this theory, and I don’t suspect anyone can. However, it is my prediction that this fabrication will be brought to light sooner or later, especially with her 2nd special on the way. The more interviews she does, and the deeper any examination goes into her life, the more likely–should I be correct–this information is to come out.

We have seen the personality type of Hannah Gadsby far too frequently, especially in recent years. She is entirely wrapped up in a sociopolitical narrative that she desperately needs to be true.

Image result for kathy griffin trumpWe saw this in comedians like Kathy Griffin, making a gruesome artistic depiction of a beheaded President Trump, asserting her bravery and power; then immediately crumbling into victim status when people reacted with disdain.

We saw this in the public hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, where political opportunists claiming to be victims of sexual assault attempted to destroy a man’s life and career because of the notion that he may be politically opposed to unlimited abortion.

We saw this in the not-so-carefully orchestrated hate crime hoax by Jussie Smollett, scripting and attempting to essentially “film” his own victimization. The entire ordeal was the work of a man driven to near insanity by a culture and society that was too accommodating and inclusive to possibly meet his expectations of oppression.

Image result for jussie smollettAnd then there are the subtleties; the fake crimes and false accusations that either don’t make national news, or generate a stir and then fizzle out and become forgotten: desecration of Jewish graveyards that turn out to be soil erosion, hate-group symbols sprayed in parks that turn out to be the work of some edgy youths, actresses mistaking utility markings for symbols of hate, or politicians mistaking seasonal pollen increases for a white supremacist attack.

I believe Hannah Gadsby’s almost universally lauded Netflix special to be little more than another one of these displays of self-destructive behavior for the sake of sympathy and gratuity in a time when all you need to be (at least temporarily) famous is a tale of victimhood.

The story enables her to continue to reaffirm the narrative of oppression. It enables her to go unquestioned and unchecked as she finger-wags and scolds the elite “white” oligarchy of Hollywood who she (shockingly) refers to as “the Jimmies.”

Nanette is a character created by Hannah Gadsby.

In the same way that other alt-comics have created on-stage personas to allow certain jokes to fly, Hannah uses Nanette as her shield. Comedians like David Cross and Sarah Silverman would often take on the role of a racist or a bigoted buffoon to get an uproarious laugh through the lens of hate.

Of course, David Cross now serves a new master and Sarah Silverman is imagining swastikas in the streets (see above).

In Gadsby’s mind, if comedians can use fabricated trauma, anger, hatred, sexual assault, etc for the purpose of a joke, why can’t she use it for the purpose of shock and emotional response from her audience?

Image result for nanetteNanette was sexually assaulted “in her prime,” laughed at, and left for trash. But Nanette is a fictional character invented by the self-described hyper-active, attention deficit, autistic imagination of Hannah Gadsby.

The painful tale, that she expresses effectively with a wide range of rehearsed and contrived emotion, is a means to what she sees as a socially productive end; and to people like Hannah Gadsby, the ends are always justified by the means.

Like everyone else caught in situations like this, she will inevitably explain it as such when she is forced to atone for “duping” the masses into feelings of empathy.

To Jussie Smollett, feigning a racist/homophobic/political/anti-Semitic attempt on his life is justifiable if it gets people talking about real hate, fear and bigotry.

Similarly, to Hannah Gadsby, playing a character of an oppressed minority, victimized by the most horrific scenarios one could potentially imagine, opens the door for her to really take on the projected and perceived “evils” of society.

To Gadsby, those “evils” are men–specifically, men who don’t find her act endearing or appealing. To Smollett, those “evils” are straight, white males who support President Trump. The crossover between these two demonic effigies is not difficult to imagine.

Surely her new stand-up special Douglas will be a similar piece of social justice performance art, perhaps straw-manning her new male title character as a bigot, or lampooning a fake “nice guy.” (Actual prediction: the show, named after her dog will be a thesis on how she dreams all men were like her dog; quiet, obedient, bashful, innocent, and always looking to her to be fed or scolded)

What if I’m wrong, and Hannah Gadsby is/was a victim of a despicable act of sexual violation? It still wouldn’t excuse the violent and aggressive takeover of both the comedy scene and all entertainment media by those dedicated to cutting the legs out from under the giants whose shoulders they stand on.

By all means, excommunicate the monsters, the serial harassers, the corrupt gears in the evil machine; but causing entire industries to devolve into self-flagellation, hand-wringing introverts, wondering when it may be OK to be funny or entertaining again is not the path to be treading with such furious conviction.

(As an aside to the comedians and entertainers of the world: Gen Z isn’t waiting on you to get your balls back. They are irreverent, funny, smart, and independent, and they will end you)

Image result for hit or missAs a western society, we do not need to be told not to hate, rape, kill or take what isn’t ours to take. These are inherent moralities embedded into our cultural soul. Every child is both the victim and the bully at some point in his or her life; and knowing both sides of that conflict are developmentally imperative and keep us intellectually honest.

The world is sometimes a scary, violent, aggressive place, but one can’t be a hero and a victim. Eventually those advocating for social justice and equality become the oppressors. Their tireless efforts were never about combating hatred, but jealousy and power; for too long they were shut out from the lunch table and picked last in gym.

Shutting everyone else down so that ‘Nanette’ can feel empowered does not make ‘Nanette’ powerful. But ‘Nanette’ finding her voice and succeeding despite (or because of) the tragedy and obstacles in her past will not only make her an unstoppable and immovable object, but will make her even more resilient when other hardship inevitably occurs.

But Hannah Gadsby didn’t create Nanette to be an unstoppable and immovable object. She created Nanette to mirror her own self-doubt, depression, and utter loathing of the ‘outside world.’ She created Nanette to be a weak pedestal on which she could stand smugly and declare herself gold medalist; conqueror of the ever-lowering hurdles in the oppression sprint.

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Kurt Metzger is the Devil


Much has been written by Kurt Metzger on a regular basis on a variety of topics from Internet Trolls’ use of the word “cuck” as the new gold-standard insult…to why C.H.U.D.s on Reddit have no valid opinion when it comes to who is and isn’t “funny.”

No matter how you feel about Metzger, his comedy, or his common Facebook tirades, one thing is for absolute certain: everyone wielding pitchforks against him on the Internet is worse.

The most recent bout of insanity came in the form of a dispute in the NYC Comedy Community over allegations of sexual assault/misconduct made against a particular comedian, who was not Kurt Metzger.

Because none of this is my business, nor are any of the allegations currently being investigated by any form of law enforcement, I won’t name any particular names.

But this isn’t about how vile and disgusting rape is, or about blaming victims. It’s not about Kurt Metzger‘s absolutely valid argument that the only true method of solving the scourge of sexual assault is reporting sexual assault to police and not your buddy who runs the UCB Theater in New York.

It’s not about “believing her” or “believing him” or about how Kurt Metzger was 100% correct that an institution taking a random and unsubstantiated accusation with no legal investigation and banning people from performing sets a corrosive precedent, and is the exact same reason SONY couldn’t just tear up Kesha‘s contract over a finger-point.

It’s not about “rape culture” (which doesn’t exist) or the unbridled power of the “patriarchy”. It’s not about fundamental misunderstandings about how the law works, and being able to destroy a human being’s livelihood over haphazardly spreading their name around the blogosphere creates a more unsafe environment than if the feminist myth about college rape epidemics were actually true.

No. This is about the most important question of all:

What the fuck happened to Comedy?

Every day I see comedians from top tier arena-filling acts to bottom-level open mic friends filling the endless timelines of Facebook and Twitter with irreconcilable garbage political opinions with nary a JOKE betwixt them! And when they do happen to fart out anything funny, it’s little more than an observation or regurgitation of something that’s been told a trillion times by a ba-zillion other social media comics.

What the fuck happened to Comedy?!

What possible approach is a seasoned comedian with a successful radio program supposed to take when a disconnected and unhinged psychocunt decides it’s now her prerogative to take on this week’s Great American Crime Story with no frame of reference, evidence, or information?

Invite her on the show to talk it out? Now, why on Earth would someone who has been starved for attention from gestation have any interest in doing that?

More importantly, what the fuck happened to comedy?!!

Unless this debate is going to turn into one of those delicious Comedy Roast Battles where the guy who lied about being in 9/11 gets his shit pushed in while Jeff Ross violently pulls his pud in the shadows, I’m not interested!

And neither should you be, my wonderful little bastions of common sense and self-respect.


I’m not going to say “Dance, funny-man! Make me laugh!” Plenty of the most thoughtful political and sociological commentary come from entertainers. But I won’t pat myself on the back, either.

This about sums it up:

You, I, me, WE are not experts, we’re vessels. We learn and attempt to educate one another in our daily lives. We don’t make it our mission statements. If we learned anything from Roger Rabbitthe mission statement of a comedian is simply to make people laugh, and this is what Kurt Metzger seeks to do whenever he posts a lengthy tirade to those still patient and willing enough to follow his social media accounts.

And this is the antithesis of the never-funny, meticulously-decorated social justice warrior princesses who desperately want to call themselves comedians. The men and women of the “comedy” world who do “characters” and publicly suffer from mental illness; the aforementioned underground-dwelling humorless rage-manufacturers; these are the fuckwits who have  evidently decided: why make people laugh when you can make them cringe?

Logic and reason, freedom and fact have to be the cornucopia of our civilization if we’re on the right side of history. But these things–truth and freedom–are also the base of comedy.

So Kurt, please, for the love of the “Goddess”, if you truly are The Devil, keep the fires burning hot.


Listen to Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small every week on #RaceWars.

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