ORLY?!: Taitz, Liddy and the Abortion of Birthers

A while back, in April, I covered an archaic and objectively retarded Conservative movement idiotically dubbed "Teabagging." Of course, this term was despised by the actual "Teabaggers" who wished to their non-existent gods that the fine people of FOX NEWS hadn't permanently cemented their spot in history with a title associated with dunking one's scrotum … Continue reading ORLY?!: Taitz, Liddy and the Abortion of Birthers

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Teabagging, as I Understand It

Rapidly sweeping the country like some sort of limbless terrapin is a form of non-violent protest called "Teabagging." Now, I know what you're thinking, but the invaluable mainstream media has assured me that this has absolutely nothing to do with the practice of delicately dunking one's own Chicken McNuggets into the unsuspecting gaping maw of a sleeping companion. Far from … Continue reading Teabagging, as I Understand It

An Open Letter to Country Star John Rich

Dear Mr. Rich, It may seem odd, and almost awkward, to single you out amongst the perversely immense cacophony of Country Western Superstars and the fine and objectively upstanding, God-Loving American Citizens who enjoy the genre. Let me assure you that my intentions are specific and wholly warranted. While your career has had its ups … Continue reading An Open Letter to Country Star John Rich