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‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it

The MTV masterpiece Jersey Shore premiered this past week and the media is already foutraged (fake-outraged). Have we not seen this shit before? How many times have the socially bewildered and functionally retarded been wheeled out for our amusement via Reality Television? From obviously staged and/or encouraged cat-fights, to douches being douches, MTV has never disappointed its Mongoloid… Continue reading ‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it