Hey Fellas–Avril Lavigne’s Single Again!

Where have I been? I know this is only a recent development, but shit--I wish I'd have known about this sooner. Evidently, after a three year marriage with Sum 41douchebag, Deryck (fucking) Whibley, Avril has kicked him to the curb, and is now subsequently free to make new and exciting shitty decisions. Perhaps her next celebrity … Continue reading Hey Fellas–Avril Lavigne’s Single Again!


Trailers of the Weak: The Best of Fall

The exciting Summer Movie Season is over, but fear not, you film lovers, you—because the Fall Movie Previews are up running. There are still plenty of movies for you to throw your money at while praying to your god’s deaf ears that they will be worth your while. The secrets out! The almost certainly won’t … Continue reading Trailers of the Weak: The Best of Fall

Jennifer’s Body and a One Trick Pony

Diablo Cody, the ex-stripper pop culture junkie who gave the world the Award-Winning film Juno (only to make us instantly regret it), has dropped off the radar for awhile; that is, at least, for those who haven't been obsessively stalking her in hopes that they might be able to score a sneak peek at the … Continue reading Jennifer’s Body and a One Trick Pony