Well let us begin with a friendly HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now that we’ve got that out of the way we can discuss what our resolutions are, or, what we’re going to better this year. Think about yours, close your eyes, count to five, and allow me to inform you that it is complete bullshit. Self-improvement… Continue reading New Year, New You: Don’t Do It
The First Time I ever kissed a man and felt light headed and slightly confused, I married him! I always wondered when I was younger how I would know who the “one” was. I had heard “you just know”, and things of that nature. But when I kissed Michael on our 3rd date ( yeah… Continue reading Life Lessons from Brandi Love
Is your sex life getting boring with your partner? Here are 10 ways to spice up your sex life and I have to admit I have tried almost all of them! I guess that is why they call me "Wacky Lani!" 1. While walking in the mall parking lot pull down your pants and moon… Continue reading 10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door
Mark Sanford, the fun-loving, sex-hating, hypocritical governor of South Carolina seems to have a Blagojevichian adoration for negative publicity. They say there is no such thing as "negative publicity," but when you're a cunt, it's difficult to avoid. Obviously when you submit to your repressed male sexual urges after years of letting them lie dormant, it's… Continue reading Just Fucking Resign Already!
1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner. 2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might… Continue reading Porn Star Adrianna Nicole’s Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don’t Want to Hang Out With You
Once in awhile, I'll happen upon something that I will--for a short time--consider the "Greatest Thing Ever." While this practice is often more spasmodic and arguably useless than Keith Olbermann's lists of Best and Worst Persons in the World, it often serves to satiate my otherwise excruciating somnambulism during the average work-day. Just about every… Continue reading Gryffindor FTW!!
Frankly, it blows my mind into what neurosurgeons would refer to as "a tizzy" when I ponder how paradoxically insignificant life can be. I hate to get all philosophical and "sciencey" when attempting to write an article because it usually results in relatively long periods of silent staring, writing pages upon pages of utter nonsense,… Continue reading The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum