When the Frog Went to War


Last night, Americans were unnerved by the breaking news that Trump had ordered an artillery strike on the Syrian Air Force base from which planes carrying “Chemical Weapons” had supposedly launched an attack on the rebel-controlled town of Khan Sheikhoun.

As I argued in a previous article, this “Chemical Attack” likely never occurred at all.

But, sadly, the mounting evidence of questionable circumstances, the avid journalists and politicians who have actually visited the region and can speak volumes on what’s happening on the ground, and Trump’s most vocal insider supporters could not prevent the powers that be from convincing the President that now is the time to flex.

Officially, thus far, attacks have been limited to Shayrat Airbase with a probably estimate of fewer than 10 casualties.

While this is a clear violation of trust in the minds of Trump’s most supportive fans, it may not be too late to walk this back. Members of Reddit’s The_Donald and 4chan‘s /pol/ are actively attempting to create potential scenarios in which Trump is actually the magical Jesse Eisenberg to the Deep State’s Michael Caine (yes, that’s a Now You See Me reference. Don’t judge).


We’re all understandably nervous about this one. But here are some things to remember as we wait with bated breath for the other shoe to drop.

1. Trump voters are not to blame for this. Trump voters wanted an end to this kind of Globalist World Policing. Democrats and Neo-Conservative Republicans in positions of power have been advocating for this for a long time. Just hours before the attacks, Samantha fucking Bee introduced Hillary Clinton at the Women in the World Summit who said this to a thunderous applause from her most loyal supporters:

…so if you think things would’ve been any different if your candidate won, think again. At least Trump supporters still have hope on their side. And if your argument is that Bernie Sanders wouldn’t do this…maybe you’re right. But Trump wasn’t supposed to either.

The political Left is at a stalemate, caught between their hatred for Trump and their desire to see (what they perceive to be) a victimized people vindicated.

The political Right is at a divide, split between those who want to see a priority in National interests, and those who want to continue to feed the bureaucratic war machine.

2. If you’re arguing that Anti-War Trump Supporters who ALSO don’t want to expand the Refugee Crisis are hypocrites, you’re a fucking moron. If anything, recent events in Syria (let alone the entire Western World) have shown exactly why many red-pilled Westerners are against ingesting large numbers of refugees.

From what we’ve seen in these desperate propaganda videos, everyone effected by these attacks are women, children, and the elderly. Why? Where are all of the young men?

Why, they’re flocking westward, of course. And this should tell you two things: Islamist Rebel Militias/ISIS are keeping vulnerable people in Syria to utilize for sympathy and human shields; and they have a reason to let certain groups of people “escape.”

And while young, military-aged Islamic men scatter around the Western World, we see an increase in violent assault and terrorist action. What a coincidence.

3. Sorry to keep bringing up the White Helmets, but…it can not be overstated what these disguised militants are up to; and it may become even more evident a lot sooner than we think.

When ISIS began to destabilize key areas in this region, and countries such as Turkey and Lebanon began to lose strategic ground, Obama’s State Department and British Intelligence saw opportunity. James Le Mesurier created the White Helmets or Syrian Civil Defense…now under the umbrella of Mayday Rescue.

This would become a way for these governments to fund ISIS-led rebels in Syria through the guise of humanitarian efforts. Plausible deniability…to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars.

Don’t get it twisted, friends. There are no “moderate” rebels in Syria. The White Helmets are ISIS. And when our President reacts to ISIS Propaganda with an attack on the Syrian Government’s military, he is playing into their hands.

Which means we’re all in a lot of trouble.



The Centipede’s Dilemma

There’s something happening; and it goes far beyond a year-long meme war (never forget). A new language has been created, new heroes have emerged, a complete mainstream media world-view has been uncovered and challenged at every turn, and the infighting among new cliques like the Alt-Right and Proud Boys has already begun. Thus begins the “Centipede’s Dilemma.”

0wrgvt9Centipedes, or “Pedes”, make up online Pro-Trump communities like r/The_Donald and also go by Deplorables, or High Energy Cuck-Slayers depending on your predilections toward brevity. The Centipede’s Dilemma is a classical psychology problem also known as Humphrey’s Law after George Humphrey who coined it in 1923. It is based on an even older fable-poem that goes:

A centipede was happy – quite!
Until a toad in fun
Said, “Pray, which leg moves after which?”
This raised her doubts to such a pitch,
She fell exhausted in the ditch
Not knowing how to run.

The psychological problem is quite simple: once you place too much attention on the inner-workings of a practice done without thought, you begin to over-think and therefore spoil the process. And, I believe, this is what is the impetus of infighting among meme-makers. The petty squabbles over what is and isn’t White Nationalism, versus what is and isn’t White Supremacy, versus what is and isn’t wholly consumed by identity politics.

wale-ftNo matter what group you’re in, one thing is abundantly clear: none of these groups self-identify as “white supremacist”–and that’s a good thing. As fringe as centipedes in the alt-right or nationalist movements may seem, none of them are fueled by hate; but joy, and adoration for the one true god: Kek.

These groups have flourished by focusing not on what the other legs of the Centipede have been up to, but on trust that they won’t be tangled. The entirety of attention was on winning, winning, and never getting tired of winning.

It’s ultimately significant that we all take a step back and take a broad look at what we’ve accomplished so far…in no particular order. Because culture wars are won by counting the battles won, not mourning over losses and stalemates.

After overcoming the incredible odds against an outsider like Trump winning the nomination from the Republican Party, we shielded ourselves against the violence, fury and frustration of the Socialist Left and Bernie Bros, only to accept them with open arms in our Presidential battle against Hillary Clinton.

While the Centipedes have been focused on peacefully mocking and belittling the butthurt saltmines of sobbing #NeverTrumpers, the radical Left have been getting themselves investigated and arrested for a wide variety of fabricated hate crimes, vandalism, and elaborate long-cons.

When the conflicting political parties and media unveiled strategy after strategy to dismantle the Donald’s campaign and then de-legitimize his election victory, the Centipedes rolled with the punches. From accusations that the President-Elect is literally Hitler to Russian Spies to White Supremacist loyalties to misplaced patriotism after seeing Hamilton, the pedes have persevered.

As fake news hysteria takes a stronghold on the national media, we can sit back and remind those who dismissed us in social and mainstream media that while they scrambled to find Nazi comparisons, we dug through pages and pages of emails searching for a glimpse into the corrupt reality of the other side…you know…what actual journalists are supposed to do.

And as much as the cultural Marxist Left continue to censor, edit, build the walls up around social media, insult and divide their own ranks, we’ve remained steadfast. Because of that, many more will come to our side. Their purpose is to divide and conquer, but if the many legs of the Centipede continue moving, we’ll continue to walk all over them.

With a new Star Wars film coming out, and with me having no interest in protesting it–I’ll paraphrase a quote from Princess Leia…because the more they tighten their grasp, the more star-systems will slip through their fingers.

We are the new punk.


Talking Nerdy, Ep. 220: Making New Haven Great Again


We’re back, ladies and gentlemen, and badder than ever! Full coverage of the election aftermath / Dan finally gets his rewards from the WWE and mansplains #Supernatural Tweets from girls on Twitter / Joe plays a game of Shotgun / Alex takes a trip to New Haven, Connecticut and triggers some snowflakes at Yale University / Checking in with Tommy, Review Brah, and the one and only Christian Weston Chandler / CWC threatens the New President / A Pepe’s work is never done.


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