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‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it

The MTV masterpiece Jersey Shore premiered this past week and the media is already foutraged (fake-outraged). Have we not seen this shit before? How many times have the socially bewildered and functionally retarded been wheeled out for our amusement via Reality Television? From obviously staged and/or encouraged cat-fights, to douches being douches, MTV has never disappointed its Mongoloid… Continue reading ‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it

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The Day That Was (or: When to Beat Kids)

If I could take a break from movie blogging for a moment I would like to share my day with you all. It started as any other might start. I got up, brushed my teeth, drank a Slim-Fast (irony alert!) and went over to my friend’s house whose puppy I am letting out twice a… Continue reading The Day That Was (or: When to Beat Kids)