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Natalie Portman’s Rant on Meat is Murder…

If Natalie Portman's shaved head and sharp intellect didn't frighten your dick into recession, her latest outburst in Huffington Post surely will. Now, I like Natalie Portman. She was unquestionably the sexiest part of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Imporium. Apathetic women aren't particularly attractive, but neither are overly militant ones. Portman's article for the Huffington Post… Continue reading Natalie Portman’s Rant on Meat is Murder…

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Chimpanzee That!

In a recent article, I mentioned the ridiculous and intellectually offensive item in the news regarding a certain political cartoon. I know you're all sick of seeing it, but here it is: I don't know why, but I am extremely frightened by the outrage that this cartoon has caused. Actually, that's a lie. I know… Continue reading Chimpanzee That!

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Why I Smoke and Why You Should, Too!

I've been smoking for quite some time now ( 3 years to be exact) and I've noticed how anti-smoking everyone's become. When I started school, our campus was smoker friendly; you could smoke anywhere on campus as long as it wasn't directly in front of the doors. Now, smokers have to walk all the way… Continue reading Why I Smoke and Why You Should, Too!