Rox Trash Radio, Ep. 207

Philly problems with theft and targeting white guys in hoodies / The Dave problem / Helen Gym isn’t as cool as she thinks / Curtis Jones is an illiterate moron / The Women’s March in Philly is off to a rocky start / Philadelphia Burlesque Dancers are super cringe / Celebrities and politics hit a weird new low with the #GirtherMovement / Goob-bumps kicks off with FOODGOD / Verne Troyer gets a new baby bike / Flat Broke TommyNC2010 attacks YouTube and vomits/ ..and more

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Watson Reviews: A Million Ways to Die in the West

Director: Seth MacFarlane Writers: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild Studios: Universal Pictures, Media Rights Capital, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films Cast: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Neil Patrick Harris, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, Liam Neeson Release Date (UK): May 30, 2014 Certificate: 15 Runtime: 116 min

“A Million Ways to Die in the West” comes from Seth MacFarlane, the creator of “Family Guy,” an animated show which runs for 22 minutes. Which is funny, because in “A Million Ways to Die in the West,” there’s maybe about 22 minutes of good material. The rest of the film, i.e. the other hour and a half, is filler, and slow-moving filler at that. I find that weird: “Family Guy” is known for being hectic and wild and crazy, yet “A Million Ways to Die in the West” moves along at a snail’s pace. Maybe MacFarlane needs to hire a new editor. Then again, maybe the film feels so slow because those 22 minutes are being stretched far beyond their limitations. (Continue READING…)

HotDog4(4 Outta 10)

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Watson’s Review of TED

I doubt we will see a funnier character on the big screen this year than Ted, the eponymous secondary protagonist of “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane’s feature-length debut. This is at first surprising for the same reason it becomes so obvious: Ted is a stuffed teddy bear, the kind you can make at a Build-A-Bear workshop and give to a five-year-old as as birthday present. But Ted is no ordinary teddy bear, for he can walk and talk and sing and smoke pot and engage in casual sex with Grammy award-winning singer-songwriters. That last one is very true, in spite of Ted’s visible lack of genitalia. “I’ve written a lot of complaints to Hasbro about that,” he gripes. I’m sure Hasbro would receive many more complaints if the case were otherwise.

Ted is voiced and motion-captured by MacFarlane, who provides him with a thick-as-blood Bostonian accent that instantly calls to mind Peter Griffin, another MacFarlane-voiced animated character. He is, as far as I could tell, a wholly computer-generated creation, and he interacts well with the film’s live-action setting, much more so than Scooby-Doo ever did in his live-action adventures. In a deceptively treacly opening sequence narrated by (who else?) Patrick Stewart, we witness the magical origins of Ted. In the suburbs of Boston on Christmas Day in 1985, a crushingly unpopular eight-year-old boy named John Bennett (Bretton Manley) receives a teddy bear from his loving parents. This bear is inanimate and is given the name Ted. (Continue Reading…)

(Eight outta Ten)

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