Tha Foolsbumps Issue #MarchIssue

#Foolsbumps: the all new book series calling out the fools, goofs & goobers of the day!

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Pony Up, Daddy! The End of the American Father

It's been a rough road for the American dad. From their portrayal in commercials since commercials existed, to being walked all over in every HGTV reality show where he's forced into living in a Tiny House, or choosing between identical paint swatches, the USA Daddy has been dragged into his role as the castrated fool. Dads don't … Continue reading Pony Up, Daddy! The End of the American Father

The Day America Elected a Frog

Let's get one thing straight. Most of America doesn't vote; so before you gloat about "America wanted Trump" or "It appears Clinton won the popular vote, so clearly America wanted Clinton," understand the the vast majority of the country didn't give a fuck about either candidate; or at least not enough to push a button. … Continue reading The Day America Elected a Frog