Talking Nerdy, Ep. 228: Deploraball So Hard


Joe and Dan discuss what they remember from a long night of partying / Alex discusses his trip to Washington DC for Deploraball, the Inauguration, the Inaugural Parade, the #WomensMarch, Comet Ping Pong, and more! / Review Brah laments his existence and reviews Burger King again / Madonna and Alicia Keys embarrass themselves at the Women’s March.


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Real-Life Super Villain Terrorizes Seattle

Rarely do you hear a news story that includes the words “Space Cowboy” and “Vampire.” The real world just isn’t that exciting. But when you discover this kind of batshit insane, who needs comic book villains? 


Imagine the confusion and fear that gripped the fine people over at the Union Gospel Mission in downtown Seattle when this fucking lunatic entered the building. According to the employees there, he walked in, demanding to be served breakfast. When the staff refused, he claimed that he was a Vampire and wanted to eat people. 

He also claimed to be a “Space Cowboy” before he revealed that he had a bomb strapped to his arm. And that’s when shit got serious–oh–and then he started his approach to the Court House… 

Perhaps it was just the last element to his Apocalypse Ray


Naturally, panic ensued and the downtown area was closed off until the psychopath was detained and the bomb was discovered to be a fake. But what a day that must’ve been! 

When people say that Osama bin Laden and Kim Jung-Il are “real-life super-villains,” tell them to fuck off. Real-life Super Villains look like this: 

You can’t manufacture that kind of crazy


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The Book of Eli: Baddest-Ass Movie of the Year?

This year in cinema really started off with a bang! The Rock is a Tooth Fairy, Jackie Chan is a super-spy who can’t make fucking breakfast for a child, and Denzel Washington is bringing the pain!

Without giving too much of the film away, let’s dive in to a synopsis, shall we? In the Hughes Brothers’ first film since 2001’s From Hell, Denzel Washington plays Eli (it’s true), a lone wanderer in post-apocalyptic America (or AmeriKKKa, as it has become–since everybody but Eli seems to be white). He is a take-no-bullshit traveler with a clear destination and mission that he believes was given to him by God. His mission: to transport what is possibly the last remaining Bible to a safe haven out West.

Try being a wanderer in the's really no fun.

Gary Oldman’s character, the leader of a small post-apocalyptic town full of Raiders, drunks, and whores (obviously), is eager to get his hands on a copy of the Bible because, historically, whomever is in control of religion has unlimited power over the weak, poor, and desperate.

Mila Kunis plays a frumpy young waitress (who later turns out to be sexy…surprise!) in the town who every male but Eli seems to want to rape…and while I was apprehensive about her acting (in anything), she carried her role pretty well…and didn’t get raped.

Eli’s spiritual quest  brings a lot of religious talk into the film, but it is never overwhelming. The religious overtones are well divided into different characters, leading to some mixed reviews.

Some viewed this movie as a spiritual journey of a kick-ass machete-wielding Denzel Washington, while others found that the film was decidedly anti-Christian. Interesting, right?

Washington’s character is on a mission from God, but he’s not supernatural, he is a man of conviction. Nearly every single person in this dystopia is uneducated, illiterate, and naïve–hence Gary Oldman’s wish to use religion to take advantage of them all.

It is briefly explained that a great war was fought–and that many blamed religion for it–go figure. After the war, holy books were burned and faith was abandoned and thought to be damaging to society–go figure.

30 years later, there are few left who have any knowledge of all that “god bullshit.”

Chicks with guns + Denzel Washington= OMGZ!

There have been a dickload of apocalypse movies, but–despite its mediocre reviews–I would contend that The Book of Eli is among the best I’ve seen–I was pleasantly surprised. There is plenty of bloody violence to keep the idiots amused, but there is a lot more going on here. Many argue that the film’s execution lacked the substance of its message–but fuck those people.

This movie has all of the staples of the genre: raiders, cannibals, bartering, bad-asses, pimped-out car-tanks, survival, and then it peppers in some Denzel.

I’ll put it in perspective–if you like your apocalyptic fiction like The Road and your pretentiousness knows no shallow depth, you may not like The Book of Eli.

However, if you like your apocalyptic fiction like you enjoy playing Fallout 3 for hours and hours, you’ll have a great time with this film. It’s not for everyone, and some of the action is a little cliché, but it’s better than seeing fucking Avatar for the 10th fucking time.

Oh, and a word of warning: This movie stars Denzel motherfucking Washington. Get to the theater fashionably late and don’t sit in front of the row of middle-aged black women…

You can cry “racism” all you want…but you’ll thank me some day.

Alex G/

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