Sailor Twift Magazine #December2018

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We Have the TAPES!

Review Brah has a Whopper…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03pXYDd4FQw

 

Barron is growing…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYeleh0XC0

 

Pete Davidson on Suicide Watch…
https://youtu.be/GKaakjMVtyE

 

Running Immigrant Memes…
MIGRANTSCAUTION

 

Cardi B’s relationship was always a sham…
https://youtu.be/t1-wKELbW4E

 

Sarah Hyland is losing her mind…
https://youtu.be/EiR6DPzRufs

 

Jake Paul is on someone else’s Suicide Watch…

 

TOMMYNC2010 reconnects with JAY-ROCK…
https://youtu.be/A_JyStQ0B2Q

 

Is FoodGod a Cop?

8/22/16 Kanye Wrote a Poem About McDonald’s

Credit: Kanye West
From: BoysDontCry.co

4McDonalds Man 
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie